Saturday, September 9, 2017

COMMENTARY – BLAME TRUMP!


I want you to pay close attention; some people are absolute freaking morons. Are you listening Hollywood elites? Stupid comments about the causes of natural events are a reflection on YOUR intelligence. YOU.ARE.IDIOTS.

When actors and actresses act like they know and understand the science behind natural events and people believe them, I am convinced our society is doomed. Jennifer Lawrence has no college education. George Clooney attended college but did not graduate. Madonna went to college (for dance) but did not graduate. Am I the only one to see a trend here?

Not one of these people is or has ever been a scientist. I might respect the opinion of Mayim Bialik (Amy on Big Bang Theory) who is also a neuroscientist and has enough brains to do her research. But for those that blindly blame anyone or anything without doing actual research, you get no respect and absolutely no belief in anything you have to say. What you are stating is an OPINION and not a fact. And like butts, everyone has an opinion.

On January 26, 1700, in the states of Washington, Oregon, and California an earthquake registering between 8.7–9.2 occurred. I’m sure that Trump must have been the cause. Maybe it was climate change? The most extreme tornado in recorded history was the Tri-State Tornado, which spread through parts of Missouri, Illinois, and Indiana on March 18, 1925. It HAD to be Trump! Maybe he was responsible for climate change back then? The most massive, most intense ever Hurricane (it was a Typhoon) happened in 1979. Must have been Trump! We must have accelerated climate change again!

Let me tell you a little secret that people who understand statistics have known for a long time; correlation does not equal causation. In other words, just because two things happen at the same time, it doesn’t mean that one caused the other. Do I know if man-made climate change exists and is causing extreme weather? Nope. And, frankly, any scientist that definitively says it is, isn’t a scientist. How do I know? Because they haven’t applied the scientific method to it, which makes it just another theory.

But that’s okay, a pretty little actress with just enough brains to parrot what someone else wrote for her to say on film said it was Trump’s fault, so it must be true! You go on believing that. By the way, I think your favorite actor just told me that he has a bridge for sale in Brooklyn.

KM

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